Ubisoft has just unleashed a new retro-80s-style trailer for Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon. Filled to the brim with….well….your childhood Saturday Mornings! To say more may lessen the impact of the trailer, so just watch it. You might want to pour the milk on your Fruity Pebbles after. You don’t want them to get soggy while your mouth’s hanging open.

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