Reaction to the Microsoft Press Event

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In an effort to keep things “fair” I decided that I would only record my reactions to what I saw at the XBOX event today. You’ll have to figure out what I’m reacting to.

– Everything is so green, but not with envy.
– I can’t believe that all of these people came to watch TV here.
– You said 9:30 liar!
– This is SO LOUD!
– That sounds a lot like Hayter
– That game looks awesome
– I thought it was supposed to be 15?
– Another one?!?!
– But, I can play this for free on my PC.
– OK, too much subwoofer
– The PS3 game kinda sucked though
– The nerds had better get their inhalers
– OMG, are they actually trying to make a God of War clone?!
– ‘in the interest of time’
– OK, that’s cool. I loved the original.
– Well, this was inevitable
– ‘can ONLY be done on XBOX One’ really?…
– That’s not how cloud processing works
– Traitor! I miss you 🙁
– They know how to make good games.
– Populous with voice commands?
– I just yawned. This is seriously boring me.
– Yeah, they’re not copying LBP at all…
– We can see the teleprompter, and its telling her when to click things
– GameDVR huh, where’d they get that idea from…
– I’m not playing that with Kinect. Pew pew pew
– Hey look, zombies
– Thank goodness that flashlight was on the bathroom floor
– and that chainsaw in the gym
– ahhhh Smartglass
– I’m seeing this game on Weds.
– Gorgeous visuals for sure
– We’d better see this on PS4 tonight
– Game of the Decade
– it would have been nice to keep these guys on PlayStation 🙁
– Is someone using the force?
– Wow, $500?

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  • johnnyp70

    Obviously, the “Traitor” comment is directed to Mr. Ted Price. BTW, he said on the IGN Stream that is will still be working with Sony, too.

    • brianc6234

      I think all three of these comments are about Ted Price.

      – ‘can ONLY be done on XBOX One’ really?…
      – That’s not how cloud processing works
      – Traitor! I miss you

  • Umm, I was hoping for better thoughts. :-p

  • xoiea

    ok who’s he refering on this ons “it would have been nice to keep these guys on PlayStation “

    • HayaruKawai

      I was thinking twitch, Glenn really likes streaming through them… no?

    • SunnyRivers

      Insomniac I’m sure.

  • banjo5150

    I was thinking Phil Harrison is the traitor.

    • At one point I would of agreed with you. But I think it worked out best that he left Sony. Games got better and so did the attitude. And no, not saying that was because of Phil. It was the whole company at that time, but alot of those guys left and Sony got better.

  • HayaruKawai

    Need the column on the other side to play a match game LOL!

  • Josh Tyler

    Meh.