Orc Attack: Flatulent Rebellion intros Doc Turd

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Not since the day I hurled toilet paper rolls at an opera singing bowel movement in Rare‘s Conker’s Bad Fur Day on my N64 console have I been so hopeful that another game would come along and take the poop mantel. Of course in Orc Attack the rolls are reversed and while there may not be actual stools exchanged in combat, their essences will definitely be in evidence. Talk about wind wakers!

You’ll play alone or as one of four uniquely and individually talented orcs whose colons have been affected by human pollution. Typically, man’s hubris has come back to bite him in the butt. Two of these marauding fart masters have been introduced so far. The most recent anal-attacker is Doc Turd.

Before Doc Turd there was Friar Krap who has some tricks of his own up his…sleeve. His deep, brown sleeve.

 

Written by Keith Dunn-Fernández

Keith Dunn-Fernández

An actor/director and more lucratively an Administrative Assistant at a small paper company in NYC, Keith loves his games. And he loves to write. And he is a bit of a sarcasmo.

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